What's scarier than Swine flu

1) Not doing something important with your life
2) Cockroaches
3) Not being respected for what you have done
4) Childs play (And I mean It)
5) Machines taking over the world
6) Dying alone
7) Nose hair
8) Common Cold (I mean it too.. This kills way more people than Swine Flu)
9) Shitty Job
10) Being Jobless
11) Pocket Knife
12) Choking on a piece of Sweet corn
13) Food in "Legacy of Punjab"
14) Bangalore traffic
15) 2012 (And i dont mean it)
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22250) Swine flu
22251) 2012 (I mean It this time)

So , people who are paranoid about Swine flu, buying Face masks, ass masks, for 1000 bucks, Please, get a life.. First thing you need to do is Switch off, AAJ tak, Headlines today, CNN IBN or whatever news channel you are watching, Throw that set top box out of the window and Do what you have to do.

You know people,problem isin't Swine flu, Its that stupid media of ours, who exaggerate everything for Khali playing holi and rakhi savanth's swyamvar.. Please switch off the TV and Go live your life.. Life's too short to be worried about Swine flu... Get your ass off the chair and be who you wanted to be .. Even if you get one, chances are, you wont die. and I probably will bet my life on it...